Despite remaining at the top of the SMA list, April hasn’t been a month of all good for Emile Hirsch. I saw him in the somewhat clunky Emperor’s Club early this, and by then he seemed poised to coast to an easy victory. As I’ve written about however, I was not thrilled with how he came off in the trailer for Ang Lee’s Taking Woodstock. He ultimately won on the strenght of Millk, but the competition is as tough as ever. In this very competitive environment, Ryan Sheckler’s seven spot rise is enough to win him Climber Of The Month, while the more dubious honor of having taken the deepest dive is bestowed upon Randy Harrison, who slipped a whopping eleven spots, to nearly fall off the list. On to happier news, we have four newcomers this month, three of which – High School Musical star Matt Prokop, singer/actor Shad Moss and actor William Moseley – apart from looking completely gorgeous, are also placed so close to each other on the list that it could be really interesting to see who of them will keep momentum going into May. Since March, we’ve at least temporarily lost the company of Joe Dempsie, Lucas Grabeel, Chad Michael Murray, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Ed Westwick. Except for Grabeel, they’ve all been with us for some time now, but for Westwick in particular it has been a rocky ride. His departure was not totally unexpected. In the unexpected developments department then, both Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Agger are welcomed back.
As always, the changes on the list are usually caused by any particular guy being considered by me to be relatively more attractive than he was considered last month. That, however, of course doesn’t necessarily mean that any of the other people on this list have become markedly less attractive, only that they perhaps have not been as good at getting my attention lately. With that said, let’s break it down:
#1-10: Zac Efron’s challenge to Hirsch fell short, but his entertaining appearance on the very gay UK based Graham Norton Show nevertheless give him a good platform from which to mount another one next month. He could however suffer from the fact that his upcoming comedy 17 Again is not set to open in Norway until late June. Elsewhere, Mitch Hewer bounces back to take #5, courtesy of a(nother?) Kai Feng photo shoot I hadn’t seen before, but perhaps paradoxically, the same shoot did not prevent his Skins co-star Nick Hoult from sliding to sixth. Gaspard Ulliel got a boost simply I decide to re-google him (which in itself indicates I’m highly aware of his hotness), while Ryan Sheckler’s rise could be just another temporary uptick in his somewhat unpredictable relationship with the top tier. Finally, Logan Lerman continues his rehabilitation from Black January, and we give a hand to David Gallagher for being one of those seemingly immune to any of the ups and downs of his colleagues.
11-20: Here, Raviv Ullman’s nine spot slide is the obvious standout. Since I cannot find any other plausible reason than that I’ve soured further on Normal Adolescent Behavior, his 2006 film appearance, I wouldn’t read too much into it. Maybe he was hit by the rise of Lerman and Ulliel or something. Alex Pettyfer’s slide to #16 seems to resemble the volatility of Ryan Sheckler, but so long as I’m not starting to seriously question his hotness, he should be very capeable of climb back. Jesse Eisenberg clearly benefited from his small role in the aforementioned Emperor’s Club, reaffirming his geeky charms in a way that also bolstered him when I rewatched The Squid and the Whale a while ago. Also, the photo stills from and critical praise of his new movies Adventureland and The Education of Charlie Banks may perfectly well have contributed to his impressive #17 showing, reversing his March slide. A short glimpse of Kevin Zegers in a film I didn’t even catch the name of, was enough to keep his name warm. Capping off the second tier, Zac Hanson’s rapid rise have reached a halt, while Jamie Bell confirms this is where he belongs.
21-30: If Zac Hanson suffered a minor setback, it could be argued that he’s still looking up, as HSM3‘s Matt Prokop, debuting at #22, sorta looks like him. He shares the newcomer glory with Shad Moss, also known as Bow Wow, whose season four guest appearance on Entourage upped the eye-candy factor of that show significantly. Reporting back on March’s best-positioned newcomer, I’m pleased to say that Dev Patel is holding up fairly well. Dropping six spots might seem a cause for concern, but he has, after all, denied the Slumdog backlash to take hold in my head. In less notable news, former Home and Away star Mitch Firth climbs for the first time in a while, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas holds up well with his strong mid-twenties showing, despite a slight slip. Aaron Carter experiences a four-spot decline, but taking his somewhat unpredictable history on the list into account, coming in #28 is not at all bad.
31-40: In positive news, angelic Narnian William Moseley debuts at #31, and Rafi Gavron manages to climb ever so slightly, even though there are still no signs of a Norwegian release for Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist. Several of the others here hold real potential with regard to obtaining a higher position in the near future, but for now, Rafael Nadal, Leonardo DiCaprio and Taylor Hanson are all down. I’m thinking about seeing Titanic again for a possible future post though, which might benefit him. From the world of soccer, Liverpool’s Fernando Torres has had a terrific in every way other than slipping on the SMA list. Considering how Cristiano Ronaldo March malaise was partly grounded in my deep disaffection for his team, I’m a little distubred by the fact that my equally deeply love for both Torres and Liverpool seemingly are not enough to give him a boost. May would however give him the opportunity the shoot Liverpool toward their first Premiership title in twenty years. If he succeeds at that, there’s no telling how high he could go. Back from the cold only last month, Daniel Radcliffe continues to ride his gay-friendly vibe to new hights. Meanwhile, the jury’s still out on the whether Chace Crawford is proof that pretty is the new boring.
41-50: Joe Jonas’ slip into the forties comes after a month in which the Jonas Brothers 3D concert movie underperformed at the box office, though I’m not saying there’s a correlation here. It’s too early to tell, but it could actually be that I need a little time off the Jonas tweenyboppin’ rollercoaster. Likewise, Cody Linley’s performance could possibly be attributed to some kind of Hannah Montana fatigue on my part (I never was a fan of the show in the first place. Honestly.) Miles away from the Disney Channel mainstream, Joseph Gordon Levitt’s comeback offer further proof that smarts can be sexy, and he’s also reunited with his Mysterious Skin co-star Brady Corbett (#45). Daniel Agger is riding on the coattails of Liverpool’s recent success, while Newcastle’s young striker squeaks in at #47 due to genuine hotness and a late equalizer against Stoke City last week.
- Emile Hirsch (1)
- Zac Efron (3)
- Jesse McCartney (4)
- Hunter Parrish (6)
- Mitch Hewer (7)
- Nicholas Hoult (2)
- Gaspard Ulliel (12)
- David Gallagher (8)
- Ryan Sheckler (16)
- Logan Lerman (14)
- Chris Egan (10)
- Charlie Hunnam (13)
- Tyler Hoechlin (11)
- Raviv Ullman (5)
- Alex Pettyfer (9)
- Kevin Zegers (16)
- Jesse Eisenberg (23)
- Ryan Donowho (18)
- Zac Hanson (15)
- Jamie Bell (20)
- Ed Speleers (17)
- Matt Prokop (new)
- Cristiano Ronaldo (22)
- Sean Faris (26)
- Shad Moss (new)
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas (25)
- Devon Patel (21)
- Aaron Carter (24)
- Adam Brody (28)
- Mitch Firth (31)
- William Moseley (new)
- Rafi Gavron (33)
- Leonardo DiCaprio (27)
- Fernando Torres (30)
- Taylor Hanson (32)
- Rafael Nadal (29)
- Ryan Phillippe (36)
- Gareth Bale (41)
- Daniel Radcliffe (42)
- Chace Crawford (34)
- Joe Jonas (35)
- Cody Linley (39)
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt (RE)
- Max Theriot (40)
- Brady Corbett (45)
- Daniel Agger (RE)
- Andrew Carroll (new)
- Randy Harrison (37)
- Rhys Wakefield (50)
- Michael Pitt (45)